Movie Review: My Bloody Valentine 3-d
Prinz Lee wrote this review 5 years and 5 months ago
PL's Archives: Written 1/17/09
It's beyond me how ANYONE could have actually enjoyed this film... other than visuals and audio... this film had NOTHING going for it. Oh wow... typical gore and naked ditzy blond being chased by the masked man... woohoo... who gives a flying *****!
A lousy story to follow with a bunch of pretty faces running around who in real life wouldn't be so pretty given the all the running and huffing and puffing and blood being squirt all over the place.
The only thing this film has going for it is the visuals... pretty good... oh and the audio. Blessing to surround sound and digital cameras... other than that, BOOOOO... I would not recommend this movie to anyone only if under severe drought of films to watch or some crazy dare at a party.
My Bloody Bull *****... I also feel the studio execs should have had some balls and released it during Valentine's Day weekend (2/13/09), but I think shaking in their pants they reliazed that on that same weekend, JASON makes is "return" and oh noo... I think he would have been too much comp for a Valentine's Day film. No balls at all.
It would have been interesting to see what film would have survived... Friday the 13th. VS. My Bloody Valentine.
I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder... but if one really enjoyed this film, s/he has no concept of what a good horror flick is.
I guess outside of say Rob Zombie or Wes Cravin we don't have *****!!