Movie Review: Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters
Mike Pierce wrote this review 3 years and 3 months ago
HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS – This is definitely NOT the Hansel & Gretel I remembered as a kid. (lol) Actually…IT’S BETTER!! (lol) Yeah, Yeah…I just might’ve be the only one who liked this movie. (lol) What can I say…I thought it was an entertaining, over the top movie. (lol) Jeremy Renner as Hansel was cool. Gemma Arterton as Gretel…talk about gangsta AND hot! I JUST LOVE THAT GIRL! (lol) Famke Janssen as the main evil witch…just lovely…just when she wasn’t a witch. (lol) I liked a lot about this movie – the head’s exploding, all the different witches, the excessive blood and guts AND even the occasional F-bombs from Gretel – that was a nice touch. Don’t think I know though…there is a little ‘cheese’ in this movie. Gretel’s fighting skills at times…she whoops evil witches asses but can’t take on a few HUMAN men? Come on now?! (lol)
Oh and parent’s out there - - not sure if you’d want your kid’s seeing this ‘not so’ nursery rhyme of a movie. (lol) I’d let mine though. BYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I give HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS… 3 out of 5 popcorns. It was just my kind of movie.