Movie Review: G.i. Joe: Retaliation
Mike Pierce wrote this review 3 years and 11 months ago
G.I. JOE: RETALIATION. I just watched the trailer again and I was right - - for ME…the trailer was definitely better than the movie. (lol) Don’t get me wrong – I’m a fan of the cast. Channing Tatum was cool…The Rock a beast…Adrianne Palicki…HOLY CRAP BALLS!! That’s all I’m going to say about her. (lol)
I remember watching and thinking – “so far so good.” THEN…it got cheesy - - the whole meeting of Joe (Bruce Willis) - - guns all hidden in his house and was it just me - - but when I blinked – Bruce Willis was gone…like NOT a whole lot in the movie?! (lol) The Rock going to his old neighborhood?! THEN came the super cheesy stuff – Rza as a ninja master?!!? WTF?!!? That whole story between Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes. WTF?!?! G.I. JOE: RETALIATION felt rushed and confusing. For me - - it was a total let down.
I give G.I. JOE: RETALIATION… 2 ½ out of 5 popcorns!